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25

Jun

DPK in all his glory. GLOOOOORIOUS. 
Chicago, got a 2013 DPK photo?? Email it to drunkpatrickkane@gmail.com.  Much obliged.

DPK in all his glory. GLOOOOORIOUS.

Chicago, got a 2013 DPK photo?? Email it to drunkpatrickkane@gmail.com.  Much obliged.

AAAAANNND WE’RE BACK! HERE ARE YOUR 2013 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!! 
Even though it was only three years ago, this photo suggests Kaner has aged 10.

AAAAANNND WE’RE BACK! HERE ARE YOUR 2013 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!

Even though it was only three years ago, this photo suggests Kaner has aged 10.

09

May

DPK re-emerges at Madison’s Mifflin Street Cinco de Mayo shitshow.

29

Feb

Indeed a Superman among men. At the All-Star Game.

Indeed a Superman among men. At the All-Star Game.

01

Aug

Not a total d-bag.

Not a total d-bag.

11

May

DPK, Brian Campbell, Patrick Sharp at Wiener’s Circle. Video down (for now): Here’s a screenshot.

DPK, Brian Campbell, Patrick Sharp at Wiener’s Circle. Video down (for now): Here’s a screenshot.

Black eye at Bulls game. Womp womp.

Black eye at Bulls game. Womp womp.

Thank God Southwest flies direct to Bro-fallo.

Thank God Southwest flies direct to Bro-fallo.

11

Apr

DPK photoshopped into history.

DPK photoshopped into history.